Monday, September 28, 2009

Showing up early to meet someone at a fast food joint just feels awkward to me...


When you show up early to meet someone at a regular, sit-down, waiter/waitress served restaurant, you usually go in and get seated and it just seems like it's normal to wait for someone... well think so, but at a fast food joint, the first thing you are supposed to do is order and I think that it's a little bit rude to order food before the rest of your party shows up, especially because the food comes out really quick, but then it's just weird to be sitting alone at a fast food place, with no food or drink or a receipt or number in front of you. Like, What the heck are you doing? In these situations, I usually just end up sitting outside on a bench and pretending to do something important on my phone, but I'm actually playing a game like Brick Breaker lol... 

If I did sit at a table inside, I can just imagine people thinking:

"What the heck is up with this guy? Does he just like sitting in booths at Chick-Fil-A's? What is this weirdo doing? I wonder what he's going to do next... I bet he's gonna bust out a gun and yell out 'EVERYBODY DOWN, THIS IS A HOLD UP!'"

And another thing, if I show up early with somebody to wait for 3rd person, then it'd be fine because I'll have somebody to talk to and we'd probably order because the 3rd person is OBVIOUSLY too late... I'm just saying =)


White women really don't need any more praise then they already have.

So my friend Josh, he sends this link to me...

http://whitemeat.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/today-is-national-honor-white-women-day/

What the hell is this? White women do not need an entire day to honor them. If anything, white women have enough praise already. They have the entire year, every single day of the year to be honoring them.

Let's play a game. Let's count how many hot white girls you see on TV, just within a day. Yea, you see what I mean?

Although, that animated gif of the girl squeezing into her tight jeans... that's rather terrific =)


<-- wow just look at her face... she knows she's ridiculously hot..
yuh uhmmm!...hrm... doesn't she look a little bit more latina than white?

Friday, September 25, 2009

Are there moments in life where a person of the opposite sex smells ridiculously good, no matter how obviously dirty they get?

Girl with flowers imageVS

I had this conversation with a friend over some sushi last week and I just thought about it today.

So my friend Lisa, she always smells amazing, no matter how near or far, sweaty and dirty or clean, she smells great to me regardless. I remember many occasions where we go to long outdoor events (like Orange County Fair, etc) and it was really hot out and we were both sweaty and nasty, but she still smelled really good, and I started to smell like the fried food and turkey leg that I just consumed. Sometimes I can't even smell other people, even from a close distance, but I can definitely smell Lisa, from anywhere.

This smell isn't just some perfume or fragrance, she has smelled the same since high school and she told me she has changed many a perfume since then. Also, the particular smell is extremely potent and strong. I can smell Lisa from many many feet away. This doesn't just happen with her too, but others too like my friend Steph. At the Puente Hills Mall, in front of AMC20, I smelled that Steph was upstairs coming down the escalator while I was downstairs... SMELLED! Not to mention the time where these twins (Sharlene & Darlene) I hiked with in La Jolla. We were REALLY dirty after a whole day of hiking, but they smelled fine, if anything they smelled great... like they never left their apartment.

Lisa tells me that this smell phenomenon just doesn't happen to her and that maybe I can just recognize pheromones in my sense of smell better than other people.

This got me thinking about the people that I think smell good to me, as well as the people that I've avoided in life because they smelled pungent or just weird.

I remember many people that smelled weird to me that I've avoided solely because the smell... not bad, but just weird and foreign. I also remember how everyone would befriend that certain individual, like they don't know what I'm smelling. My own father has this particular strong man scent that always kind of repelled me. Maybe that's why I don't quite get along with him all the time. Oh, and that Mexican kid in my class that does amazing Illustrator work... my eyes water and I want to puke every time he sits by me because he smells REALLY bad to me, but he's a total chick magnet and shows off his work to them and the girls really don't mind his ridiculously terrible smell. This guy smells like pork rinds and mayonnaise after being nuked in a microwave. I SWEAR! That's exactly what he smells like!

Oh and also men in general. While in the company of other men, I would smell "man stink" that would determine that I definitely would never be gay! WOOHOO! Men really do stink, like this pungent, sour smelling stink. I think all my guy friends have this, their apartments smell of this man stink, their cars, just them in general. I guess I'm only friends with the people that have tolerable "man stink". What's funny is that I think women love this "man stink".

I remember when I used to stay over at my ex-girlfriend's place and she would take an undershirt of mine and keep it because it smelled good, or she'd sniff the area where I laid on her bed, but when I smell the shirt, I say...yeeeea that's going in the laundry because that's a smelly shirt. Maybe she should have cleaned my clothes HAHA!

I'm sure this happens to other people, not just me... or maybe she's just a weirdo that likes to smell sweaty stank.

Does this happen to you? Comment please =)



Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Why don't American Born Chinese kids know how to say anything related to sex in Chinese?

 <-- She's hot isn't she? But if she only spoke in Chinese and you happen to be an "ABC", how do you tell her that you'd want to EFF her brains out? YOU CAN'T!

Do you other Asian kids that were born here realize this? Unless you've had a seriously problem with your genitals, chances are you don't know how to say the following in Chinese:

"Penis, Vagina, Sexual Intercourse, Sperm, masturbate, blow-job, etc."

And the reason for this is because... well we only learn Chinese through our parents... and asian parents never ever speak of sex, EVER... So, in turn, sexual organs/acts do not exist in our vocabulary.

Does anyone out there know how to say any or all of these things? and would you like to share this knowledge with us deprived children? Pleeeeeease? =) That way I may spew these words out loudly in random Tea Stations and Ten Rens.


Wouldn't it be cool if...?

So I've been ranting and raving over this past year about things that I really want to make/rig up. Here's a list of these things, tell me if they're a) feasible & b) practical... so I can figure out which one is worth making and also which ones I should do first!

1) Remote Control Boat Fishing Rig  

Yea, that's right, get a powerful R/C boat, tie a little rod with some line, hook, & bait... and let her troll til' you catch something!

2) A Cardboard Desk Lamp


A lamp completely made out of cardboard and some cardstock. The thing is, I really believe I can make it look like a real looking, gaudy, old people lamp.

3) A Skibike


- I'm planning on modding my rusty old bike into a skibike because a) it's cool has heck and b) I'm really bad at snowboarding lol.

4) A homemade "light-wedge"


Because honestly, it costs like $40-$60! EFF THAT! I can make one using 

1 - 11" PVC tube, 1 - 8.5" x 11" acrylic picture frame, 2 - Sylvania "Dot-It" Light Sticks, and Foil or Reflective Paper 

FOR UNDER $20! (although it does require lots of labor lol)

5) A PLASMA SPEAKER!


Although highly toxic and radioactive, these speakers could very well be the most truest sounding speakers on the face of the planet. The idea is that the speakers basically use your eardrums as speakers. I have the blueprint, I could spend a bunch a money to make this...maybe...


So uhm, yea... FEEDBACK PLEASE! thank you! =) 

Have you ever slipped on a banana peel or seen someone slip accidentally?

Yea, that's right. I had this random thought and I shall share with you all... the story begins like this:

Rushing out the door in the afternoon to go to photo class, I grabbed a banana to munch on since I  just woke up from a nap and I wanted some kind of "wake me up" food. As I  chomped away and drove at the same time, I ended up at a red light with a banana peel in my hands and no where to toss it. 

I thought to myself, "hey, I think I'm allowed to just throw it out the window without a littering penalty right? I mean, it's just a banana peel, it's biodegradable! i think...I better not, someone could slip on it or something"

Then I just started visualizing people slipping on this banana peel in the middle of the road and causing a huge accident of some sort. Then I imagined cars skidding to their doom after driving on this peel o' death.

Then I snapped out and realized something...

HEY! I don't think I've ever slipped on a banana peel! Better yet, I've never seen anyone slip on a banana peel "accidentally" EVER! I don't think this risk exists! (although I'm too chicken to find out for myself)

By the way, I had this epiphany as I arrived at school, standing over a trash can...

Have you ever slipped on a banana peel or seen someone slip accidentally? Where does this come from? I want to know!

Have you ever slipped on a banana peel or seen someone slip accidentally?

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