Friday, October 2, 2009

4 New Poop Classicifations of the Month! (October Issue)


The Explosion Dump (aka The Hiroshima Surprise) - The dump that BOOM SPLATTERS with one big pressure filled push.

The Cannonball (aka The Phantom Bidet) - The really dense dump that gets you asking yourself "I didn't know this toilet had a bidet?" or "Did a 12 Volt Power Supply fall out of my ass?"

The Jackson Pollack (aka The Paintball Match) - When your toilet looks like this after...

The Soft Serve (aka The Ass Snake) -  The poop that swirls around perfectly around the toilet bowl.





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